A close friend of mine once mockingly said,
“They’re [maybe] one of the most irrational species that inhabited this planet.”
“I thought women and men are of the same species – Homo sapiens!
Does that mean that we are irrational, too? ” I replied.
I may have offended him a bit because I was laughing obnoxiously. Though, I was actually demonstrating my superb sarcastic prowess on him, again. Then, I noticed him drew a deep breath like those losers do in cock derbies during town fiestas. There was something in him, in his eyes that I can’t explain. Maybe he was heartbroken that time. Or maybe it’s an aura emitted by morbid people like him. I disregarded the idea because, I believe, that is not my burden to bear. Just like they said, “I don’t give a damn or f@$#%”.
I’ve known him for a long time, but there’s a side of him I can’t fathom. But, most of the time I do understand him because he was my friend. But, I really think he keeps a secret ~ a disturbing one. Most people, if not all, keep secrets. It doesn’t matter whether they are good or bad, or what social class they belong;keeping secrets is a leverage. And what I am thinking now is that women keep secrets, too. And I call it~ reservation, which is actually normal at certain levels, but if woman keeps more than half of it. That is a strange type of reservation; it’s a dangerous one. That could be something.
5 years later
I don’t know what happened after that conversation; the idea just faded away. But today, I can’t help but wonder, my morbid friend who committed suicide last five years ago is, somehow, correct about his opinion about women. I speculate their monthly predicament has something to do with it. Or maybe the media is the culprit for all of these miseries that my fellow-men are experiencing. But I will soon find out.
Women and Math
Women are like Mathematics; they are a protracted quantum mechanics equation combined with integral calculus problem. Yes, the sound of it seems pretty much difficult to imagine or solve. But let’s simplify this. For example, today they like blue, but the next day they like pink. Sometimes they smile on the corny jokes, sometimes they don’t. Today, they like flowers; tomorrow they don’t. Sometimes, they like being chased; sometimes they want being dumped. Today they like you, tomorrow they may hate you just because your’ wearing sponge bob printed t-shirt. How crazy is that? In other words, it’s hard to see the pattern to all of their actions. There is no logic in what they do, except those who are “gifted with genuine goodness”.
A woman’s mind cannot be interpreted. Actually, we can’t read other people’s minds, regardless of what gender they have, unless of course, you have mutant skills like that of Professor Charles Xavier. We can only assume what women think, but we cannot tell what’s brewing inside their minds. We are merely guessing. Despite this confusing reality, women send signals to us (men) if they like us or not. We just have to make use of our so-called spider sense to get a woman’s heart. Or maybe, you can go back to school and attend psychology classes. But there are really rare men whose social intelligence is very high and they are using this to lure women to their traps. And that’s not me.
At present, no machine has yet invented to interpret women’s minds, neither an Android application that you can download in Google Play or IOS app in iTunes. And if there is such mobile app, it would be a great hit just like and Angry Birds and Candy Crush Saga. Savvy?
“With all of these complexities of understanding women, it only sums up to one thing: Getting the trust or “hearts” of women is not an exact science, but an art of genuine effort, true affection, crystal clear intention and immortal persistence.”
P.S. No offense to women reading this.